Flibbertigibbet

Overheard in Instant Messenger

Flibby: One of my office mates and I are stalking hot guy*.
Flibby: It is funtimes.
Buddy: um
Buddy: careful.
Buddy: Sometimes they don't like that.
Flibby: Oh he does.
Flibby: Why would he dress like he wants it?
Flibby: His mouth says 'no' but his eyes say 'yes' and I don't care if his back is to me.

* I don't know his name. He just turned up today and is sitting in the cube across the way from me making my monitor all steamy. I hope he stays here a long time.**

** I also hope something horrible happens so that he has to sit in my lap tomorrow.