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A Lesson in the Obvious

TMZ: Britney Spears Has Lost Her Kids

Apparently, if you're trying to retain custody of your children in a messy, public divorce suit, you should not do the following:

- Wave your vulva around in public
- Show up late to your job
- Show up apparently drunk with margarita in hand to your job
- Allow the help see you naked, drunk, and high around the kids
- Totally bomb your "come back" which was staged in front of the whole entire world
- Be photographed driving with your baby in your lap
- Run your car into someone else's car and then drive off

To do any of those things, let alone all of them, leaves one wondering: did she even WANT custody of those children? Seriously.

All my lurve to Buddhista for keeping me plugged in on this.