Flibbertigibbet

Not Actually Overheard on the Phone

Flibby: Hi, Mom. What's your address?

Mama Flibby: You ask me this all the time.

Flibby: I know. I'm quizzing you.

Mama Flibby: Flibby, you used to live here.

Flibby: You're getting old and I'm testing your memory.

Mama Flibby: Coal for Christmas.