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Not an Improvement

You guys are terrible. I gave you book, movie, and television reviews and you just had to call up some foreigners and get them to look at my website. Well, I went and looked at the map today and look at what I found:

First of all, South America is still not representing. I am, of course, still blaming Hugo Chavez for this.

Second, you managed to chase off my Australians.

AND you chased away that guy in Egypt who likes shemales. Maybe he just got tired or dehydrated or something.

Strangely, you did manage to get a South African, a Malaysian, and someone in Singapore who all want to look at my belly.

I gotta say that even though our Western Yerpeen friends are making a solid show of things, overall this is not an improvement. Look at your traffic over the last seven days:

Not really all that impressive, I must say, but you're still learning. I mean, I didn't put this traffic thingie on my site until sometime in June, so you're still getting used to being measured on this.

120 visits per day is totally within your reach. Over the last 30 days, you've done it 10 times and for 20 of the last 30 days you had 100 visits per day.

One of the web pages that I made for one of my customers that allows people to sign up to receive spam emails gets about 130 people a day. That's 130 people signing up to get more spam. Every day!

I'd like to think that you like my blog better than spam, so know you can do it. You just have to try.

Update: I have rushed to judgment. I just looked at my overall stats and you guys have an average of 122 visits every day. Good job! Now, you need to aim for an average of 150 visits. It's a stretch, but I believe in you!

I will even try to post more pictures of shemales for that guy in Egypt.

Update 2: Some person in the Australian government just stopped by to look at what I thought about Moon Dog Acre Shiraz. (Hated it at first. Tried it again but wasn't really impressed.)

Update 3: I just got a visitor from the Netherlands and I realized that my Yerpeens are all interested in song lyrics or shemales. *sigh*

Update 4: Scotty, is that you in Kalamazoo?