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I still have lots of brownies left over from last year's bake sale. (It was an "Objectivist" Gay Atheist bake sale and not a "Democrat" Gay Atheist bake sale, so not many people showed up.)

Anyway... since I am a capitalist, I still want to sell all of my brownies. Now I know that they are stale, but they are still pretty handy to have around. They can be used as doorstops, paperweights, hockey pucks, etc. etc.

One of my buyers actually used a few to fend off a mugger by throwing them at him.

At a recent house party, a friend of mine sank one of my brownies to the bottom of his swimming pool. This was very effective at getting some unwanted drunken guests out of the water.

I like that - offensive plus defensive equals balanced. Very nice!