Flibbertigibbet

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PULL YOUR PHONE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

I have been on a call for an hour now with a man apparently keeps his telephone mouthpiece in his mouth. Making matters worse, he has a cold.

So, I have been sitting here listening to him breathe, smack, sniff, snort, and otherwise deal with the 20 quarts of moucus in his head while also breathing through his mouth and directly into my ear.

I am nauseated.