April 27, 2006

Curious

I just got this email:

Subject: Need Info ASAP From: CA Office Admin

Please provide me with the following information by 12 noon Pacific Time tomorrow, Friday April 28th:

Shirt Gender: select M or F
Size (for long-sleeved dress shirt): select S, M, L, XL, XXL

NY – PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR INFORMATION DIRECTLY TO NY OFFICE ADMIN

How does one politely explain that one respects the privacy of one's clothing enough to not go probing into these things?

Of course, I want a male shirt, but I'm really kind of curious about the female ones. Does that make me bi? Bi-curious? Maybe I'll go out tonight and have a few drinks and see what kind of shirts like me back.

(And before anyone gets REALLY ridiculous, I know the difference between gender and sex. I'm just being silly, folks.)

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at April 27, 2006 01:18 PM | TrackBack
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