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People on TV

Mama Laverne told me that there was a lady on a reality show called "The Real Gilligan's Island" who said that we can't let gay people get married because then nothing will stop someone from marrying a snake.

That being said, does anyone know how I can score a date with Serpentor?

I was going to ask out Cobra Commander, but when it comes to love I just can't bring myself to settle.