November 15, 2004

DJ Chris Tucker Get Gorgeous is in Love with Me

I can't prove it, but I think DJ Chris Tucker Get Gorgeous, AKA the Worst DJ in the World the silliest girl on my website ever also calling herself 'Anna,' is stalking my website to hurl insults at me. Whether it's Chris Tucker or not, I know when my pigtails are being pulled.

Do you like me? Check Yes or YES!

Yes __ YES! __

Update: Well! Now we know! Anna wants smooches from me! Smoochy Smoochy Smoochy, Anna! Smooches for you!

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at November 15, 2004 09:00 PM

It's not surprising. You are all that and a bag of chips after all.

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2004 08:31 AM

Again, your assumption that I am chris tucker is incorrect.

And once again your vanity has caused you to wrongly interpret expressions of disgust as statements of attraction. Perhaps this is what happened earlier with pink shirt guy, eh?

Posted by: DJJ at November 16, 2004 11:52 PM

No Chris has not posted anything. No one is in love with you. All you did is manage to really piss off several of Chris' friends. You should be proud of what an asshole you are...oh wait you already are.

Posted by: DJ Get Gorgeous a.k.a Anna at November 17, 2004 06:28 AM

Chris Tucker and all of Chris Tucker's friends are boring.

Posted by: Flibbertigibbet at November 17, 2004 09:32 AM

And as it appears they also have multiple personality disorder.The same person posting under two stupid does one think one is?

Posted by: LW at November 17, 2004 12:59 PM

I just did a Google search for "DJ Get Gorgeous" (let he who is without search engine cast the first stone) and she exists only on this weblog. That's right. She has been spontaneously created by your blog. You are like the bolt of lighting striking the puddle of ectoplasmic goop that first cause microscopic slimicules to do the nasty.

I am in awe.

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2004 08:17 AM


Not only am I a GOD, but I make DJs!

So far I'm not very good at it, but practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Flibbertigibbet at November 19, 2004 08:49 AM

Flibbertigibbet: God of Everything that is Worth Anything At All and Especially Laserbeams

Posted by: Flibbertigibbet at November 19, 2004 08:54 AM
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