Flibbertigibbet

Whoa.

Chris Crocker is a mess. A huge mess, but every now and then I check in on him on YouTube just to see what he's screaming, swearing, and mincing about. Well, I also know that he's a HUGE Britney Spears fan.

Like most people, I was really hoping that her opening for MTV's VMA show would signal the beginning of her comeback. I was hoping for the tight abs, the delicious pop music, the boobies and bootie poppin', the whole deal. Instead, I got something that Dennis Hensley of MSN described thusly:

Britney was like a jaded stripper a few minutes before closing time who leaves her ciggie burning backstage while she goes out to shake her weary ass for the punters one more time. Simply put, she looked like she didn’t want to be there.

Daaaaaayyyum.

I didn't see the performance, but I did watch the Today Show commentary on the video from the MSN site. It seems like Viacom is stalking YouTube for people posting recordings of the performance and having them removed, so I can't link you to it there.

But check out Chris Crocker's reaction:

DAAAAAAYYYUM.

Thanks to Buddhista for sending me the MSN link.

PS This isn't the serious post I was talking about.