It's probably rude to laugh at a man when you've just seen him naked but that's what I did this morning.
There's this guy at my gym who is actually really very attractive. He has a great body, pretty eyes, and he has a great sense of style. At first blush, his only short coming (pun intended) is that he can't be more than 5' 6" tall. I refer to him as "Shorty." (He's what a friend of mine calls a "Pocket Gay.")
As attractive as I think Shorty is, I do also believe he's a bit of a slut. The reasons why I believe this of him aren't so important beyond the fact that I have seen him trying to catch my eye a couple of times.
Well, this morning, I took my shower and got dressed next to my locker which was in the back part of the room behind a large concrete column. Given its situation, I didn't have a good sense of what everyone else in the room was doing unless they were in my periphery. This means I don't have to deal with inadvertent views of buttholes or swinging richards and it means that I garner far fewer stares myself.
So, I got dressed and I picked up my things to go to the sinks so that I could brush my teeth and everything and when I stepped around the column, there was Shorty.
Shorty was standing in front of the mirror with his feet a little more than shoulder width apart, knees locked, and drying his hair without even one of those coying little towels around his waist. The man was completely naked and I was caught completely by surprise.
What made me laugh was the fact that Shorty was using the hair drier on his hair which is not more than a quarter of an inch long. His hair is so short that he can't possibly style it.
As I said, he's an attractive man with a very nice body. I don't find his nudity in any way offensive unto itself, but we can be sure that his hair drying this morning was nothing more than a ridiculous pretense to stand in front of everyone naked.
And when I came around the corner, I caught his eye in the reflection. As we locked eyes, I had to bite my lip to stifle the laughter and hurry away to brush my teeth.
Posted by Flibbertigibbet at July 13, 2007 02:13 PM | TrackBackDid you get a glance at little shorty to see if his pretense for standing naked for everyone would actually have impressed someone who would appreciate such an act? :)
Posted by: Britton at July 13, 2007 03:46 PMNo, I didn't. I did look at his bum, but I didn't attempt to see his penis because I'm not that kind of guy.
Posted by: Flibbert at July 13, 2007 06:28 PMSuch a strange world to live in. I'm trying to picture a straight fellow in your shoes. Like perhaps a unisex locker room and the lady just "happens" to present herself naked with feet apart in front of the mirror for him, to "dry her hair."
Yeah, I'd say that would be just a little slutty.
Posted by: Inspector at July 15, 2007 03:56 AMThere are such people that adore narcissism or self-admiration. May be he was an exhibitionist?
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