Flibbertigibbet

Crossing Borders, Crossing Lines

A friend of mine was telling me about some ideas for books that had been proposed to a publisher and one of them was a cookbook of Middle Eastern food. Obviously, such things exist, but for some reason I think the idea was rejected and I couldn't help but come up with possible titles.

Here they are in the order I presented them to him. You can probably guess why I stopped.

• A Million Ways to Cook Sand
• Camel: The Meat
• Bomb-Proof Garden Parties for Children
• Recipes to Make Your Mama Ululate
• Sheik and Bake!
• Bucket of Clits: Cooking with Leftovers

Any other ideas?