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Are briefs back in style again? I quit wearing them when I was 11, because schoolmates made fun of my "tighty-whiteys."

These days, when you have roommates it's much easier to lounge around your apartment in a thin pair of shorts than something that clings to your junk. Boxers are all about versatility and laziness. I like that in a pair of underpants. You can even go swimming in them!

Um... maybe you have to be gay to understand why briefs are totally fine.

Also, mine aren't white. They're black or grey.

I like my underwear to be sexy and comfortable.

I already warned my roommates before I moved in that I may lounge about in my undies and they (gay) said that is fine. I usually wear pants in the common areas anyway, though.

I need to get to know your roommates so that they can get me the photos I request on a regular basis.

I do think its hilarious that you put that parathentical there because up until I read it, I was so in my head planning to ask for pictures.

I don't know why you do me like you do.