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Overheard at the Office

Coworker: Flibby, where are you going?

Flibby: What?

Coworker: Are you going on vacation or something?

Flibby: Um. I'm just going to sit here at my desk. What are you talking about.

Coworker:Your suitcase.

Flibby: Oh! Yeah, I'm moving some stuff out to my apartment in Astoria this evening. I'm going to take a little vacation in sunny Astoria.

Coworker: Oh yeah? That'll be nice. You know, to get away for a bit.

Flibby: Yeah. It'll be relaxing. Take a little break...

Coworker: I heard there are Queens out there.

Flibby: I sure hope so.

ZING!

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