July 31, 2006

Why Did I Bother with Curtains?

If I am at home alone there is a 95% chance that I am either naked or in my underwear. I think clothes are great and I like wearing them, but when I come home from work, the first thing I usually do is take off my clothes. This is especially true in the summer when clothes means being sweaty.

Another truth about me is that I like to be able to see out the window. This means that I do not pull my curtains.

Do the math.

If you go to one of the apartments across the street from my house at the right time of day or night, you might see me in my "leisure."

This evening I got home kind of late and took off my clothes.

Did I mention my horrible sunburn? I'm horribly sunburnt from a trip to the beach this weekend.

Well, I was standing there in my underwear watching the Family Guy and putting aloe on my chest.

Then I strolled to the firdge to get something to drink.

As I walked back, I saw three women pressed to the window of their apartment directly across the street.

I waved to them and they waved back.

Then I turned out the light and hopped into bed.

So, it's official: I'm a pervert.

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at July 31, 2006 10:39 PM | TrackBack

This is news??

Posted by: Sarah at August 1, 2006 09:31 AM

Hm...where exactly do these ladies live? I'd like to drop by for the show sometime. :)

Posted by: Britton at August 5, 2006 03:39 PM

Yopu are a pretty good columnist keep up the good work.

Posted by: Alvin at August 25, 2006 06:45 PM
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