Flibbertigibbet

These are the Last Days

Friend of the Devil: So, funny thing
Friend of the Devil: A mistake was made at payroll.
Flibby: Uh huh?
Flibby: A good one?
Friend of the Devil: They accidentally decided to cut me a random check for no reason. It is legitimately part of my payroll distribution for the month.
Friend of the Devil: So, when I get may paycheck, it will be less this ammount.
Friend of the Devil: It is neither good nor bad.
Flibby: uh
Friend of the Devil: Unless I want to invest the money and make a little extra interest.
Flibby: oooookaaaayyyyyy...
Friend of the Devil: So, guess on which day the check was issued.
Flibby: 6/6/6????
Friend of the Devil: Yes.
Flibby: THE DEVIL DID IT!
Friend of the Devil: And guess what the ammount was.
Flibby: $666.66???
Friend of the Devil: Yes.
Flibby: SATAN!
Flibby: SATAN!
Flibby: SATAN!
Flibby: The antichrist works at your company.
Friend of the Devil: And I could get no one there to explain to me even why the error happened.
Flibby: WhooOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo
Friend of the Devil: And they couldn't take it back. Once it's been issued, it's a check for good.
Friend of the Devil: So, basically, I'm screwed.
Flibby: They don't believe in cancelling checks?
Flibby: Why are you screwed?
Friend of the Devil: Because this obviously means I'm marked by the devil.
Flibby: Obviously.
Flibby: But you know what?
Flibby: It's not THAT bad
Flibby: Because if you're marked by the devil, you'll probably get rich and famous and have lots of hot girlfriends.
Flibby: From whose breasts you can snort cocaine.
Flibby: And you won't have to become Felicia!
Friend of the Devil: Just burn in hell.
Flibby: Just ask your new spirit father if you can live forever.
Flibby: Be sure to ask him to make you 25 years old forever, too. They're tricky with the immortality/non-aging thing.
Friend of the Devil: Good point.
Friend of the Devil: I have to get some work done for a bit.
Friend of the Devil: Chat later!
Flibby: Have fun doing the Devil's work!