Flibbertigibbet

Overheard in the Men's Room at the Movie Theater

[cell phone rings]
Flibby: Hello?
Sales Guy: Hi! This is sales guy!
Flibby: This is Flibby. How are you?
Sales Guy: I'm fine.
Flibby: Is there something I can help you with?
Sales Guy: Your number came up on my phone a little bit ago.
Flibby: Huh. Maybe the phone dialed in my pocket.
Sales Guy: Oh.
Flibby: Well, have a nice evening!
Sales Guy: Yeah. I just called to wish you a good night. ha ha!
Flibby: I'm in the men's room at the movie theater, so I'm hanging up now.
Sales Guy: Oh. Yeah. That is weird. Bye!

Ordinarily, I would not answer the phone in the men's room, but I had just walked in and no one else was in there. But still. I'm getting weird in my old age.