November 18, 2005

Overheard at a Dinner Party

Party guests are moving the couch to make more room.

Hostess: Don't be scared if you see a roach under there. I'm so embarrassed to have to say that.

Flibby: Roaches aren't you're fault. They're the fault of people who invent inadequate nuclear weapons.

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at November 18, 2005 09:05 AM | TrackBack
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