Flibbertigibbet

Overheard on a Telemarketing Call

Flibby: Hello?

Pause

Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello. Ees Fleeber D. Jibb ther?

Flibby: That's me.

Telemarketer: Hello, Mees Jibb, I am calleeng from Discover Inter--

Flibby:Look. I'm not interested. And could you also take me off of your call lists?

Telemarketer: I'm so sorry miss. I will make a note of that.

Flibby:I'm also male. Perhaps you could make a note of that as well.

Telemarketer: Oh. I'm sorry for that sir.

Flibby:It doesn't matter. Good bye.

I was totally not in the mood for them this morning.