Flibbertigibbet

People. I'm Not THAT Bad

Coworker: I think I know that guy you were talking about. Well, know of him.

Flibby: Oh yeah?

Coworker: Yeah. The one with the leather sandals. He wears 3/4 length pants and pink vests?

Flibby: WHAT? Manpris?!?!

Coworker: Manpris?

Flibby: And pink vests? No, that is NOT him. Please! Give me SOME credit. I can't believe you would think that about me.

Coworker: Yeah. It kind of sounded wrong as I said it.

For the record, I am not trying to score dates with a man wearing manpris and a pink vests. Christ.

And I would DEFINITELY know he's gay if that's what he wears.