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The Roommates Have Guests

And the guests have been here too long.

I know they've been here too long because male guest just called out to me, "Hey, gay guy! What's your name again?"

Gay and a guy though I am, it is not ok to address me that way.

And then I just had to explain that there is no place in this town to get a margarita because the town is dry. That took a good five minutes.

And male guest and male roommate have the same name. I hate these people.

I can't wait until the roommates are gone.