August 25, 2005

An Open Letter to the Cutest Boy in My Class

Dear Cutest Boy in Class

You are so adorable with your pretty blue eyes and sandy hair. I could just pinch you! But we have a problem, pretty sir. You need to pay attention.

During the first class lecture our professor clearly stated that we were to turn in our papers at next class and bring a photo. He also instructed us to read the syllabus two or three times. Given that this is a symbolic logic class, you should readily recognize the conjunctive and disjunctive operators in the above instructions.

I read the syllabus twice and it clearly states on page two that we were to turn in our papers at some point during class and we were to also turn in a recent photo. The syllabus also gave some suggestions by which you might quickly and inexpensively get a photo made. We had no less than four days to get this done.

Personally, I just printed a photo out from my computer.

You, however, came into class without your paper and without a photo. When teacher asked you for your paper you said, "I emailed it to you. Is that ok?"

What did you expect prof to say? Seriously. It's a logic class. And then I found out that it's an HONORS symbolic logic class. You kids are supposed to be high achievers.

Frankly, I'm disappointed in you, cutiepie. I'm going to have to withhold the pinching and smooching until you straighten up.

You might think I'm being overly harsh, but it's for your own good. You'll thank me later.

Yours truly

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at August 25, 2005 09:34 AM | TrackBack

Oh dear. I'm getting a total "cheerleader" vibe here. Cute and brainless.

Careful, Flibby!

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2005 10:35 AM

Are you hitting on me? I will so tell Lovely Wife!

Posted by: Flibby at August 25, 2005 12:54 PM

LOL....but speaking about think hes cute and want him to STRAIGHTEN out?Come on now...if hes straight you lost a chance,bud!Logic,eh?hehehe

Posted by: LW at August 25, 2005 03:43 PM
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