July 04, 2005

DIE, VERMIN!

I hit a raccoon in my car on my way home tonight. My car is fine, but I'm not so sure about the raccoon. Obviously, I wasn't going to stop. But I will look for it in the morning.

If it's dead, then this will be the first fatality I've ever had in my career as a driver.

I would notch my steering wheel, but I paid extra for the leather interior.

MWAHAHAHAAA!

Update: I forgot to look this morning. I will try to remember on my way home today, but the buzzards have probably eaten it already if it died last night.

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at July 4, 2005 11:16 PM | TrackBack
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That's what stencils are for. Eventually your car can look like you're a WWII fighter ace with the sillhouettes of your kills stenciled to the front quarterpanel.

Posted by: Jim at July 5, 2005 12:26 PM
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