April 29, 2005

I'm Serious This Time

Ok. Remember Fitness Goal #1?

And remember how Matt was talking smack?

And then finally I decided that being delusional wasn't bringing me any closer to my fitness goal.

Well, I have a buddy who has his own fitness goals. Right now he weighs 209 lbs and he wants to weigh 175. He is trying to get there by August 1.

So, we made a bet. If I beat him to his goal, I get a framed print I gave to him a couple of years ago. If he beats me he gets my iPod.

Of course, everyone seems to think that 6 weeks is plenty of time to get a six pack, so the terms of the bet are for him to lose 18 pounds (3 lbs a week) and for me to get a six pack. I'm not sure if that timeline is possible for me since I have never ever had six pack abs in my whole entire life.

So, I really do need to get to work because I didn't pay nearly that amount for that painting and I don't want to have to buy a painting AND a new iPod.

Wish me hard work and perserverance. Wait. That's my job. Never mind.

If you could just chear real loud, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at April 29, 2005 08:11 AM
Comments

Try the Abs Diet. Blaze orange book cover...in any bookstore. Six week program to get your six pack.

Posted by: Anon Ymous at April 29, 2005 04:59 PM

I've got a bad feeling about this. I can just see the headlines now: "The iPod craze has spawned a gambling epidemic."

Posted by: Matt Chancellor at April 29, 2005 08:03 PM

You put up the iPod? You either are dearly serious this time or you've turned distributarian.

Big whooping cheers from this corner!

Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2005 08:04 PM
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