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Sickos

I'm sitting here eating a box of raisens waiting for a conference call to start and I noticed that the box says "seedless."

Is there some sicko out there making seeded raisens? Are there little school children chipping their little teeth on grape seeds, thus reducing the value of their dental assets come tooth fairy time?

If such a thing exists as seed-ful raisens, I think it is clearly a plot by the tooth fairy industry to deny our children thier supplemental income.

This is an outrage.