November 09, 2004

My Social Stock is Climbing

I got some email this morning from the "Affair Community" inviting me to join the "Safe Sexual Affair Club." As you can imagine, it's very exclusive.

I will try not to forget who my friends were on my way up the ladder, but I'll see y'all when you get to the east side to claim your bigger piece of the pie.

*ahem*

Pie.

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at November 9, 2004 08:15 AM
Comments

Chris Tucker really is way smarter than you. He's also way funnier, way less arrogant, way less greedy, way less narrow fucking minded than you.

If you think you could do a better job than Chris Tucker, then by all means, apply to work at WUOG (www.wuog.org there's an application on the page) and take his job from him. I bet you're such a lazy arrogant fuck, you'd be run out before you could review your first cd, let alone be trained to become a DJ or Public Affairs director.

My advice: Don't even bother. Besides, you're not here to enrich your life and broaden your horizons anyway. You're here to get your little glorified technical degree and fuck the trash you pick up downtown on thursday nights.


You stupid heartless shit,
DJJ

Posted by: DJJ at November 9, 2004 08:06 PM

Uh Flibber.....close friend of yours?Didn't know you also hang out with "nice" people.;-)

Posted by: LW at November 10, 2004 08:56 AM

Wasn't the whole Tucker thing dealt with already? Geeez. Some people need to get a hobby. Or a new hobby, as the case may be.

Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2004 08:57 AM

1) I don't think Chris Tucker is nearly as funny as I am. Just ask me. Go ahead: ask me. I dare you.

2) Few people are more arrogant, greedy, or narrow-minded than I am, so I'll take that as a compliment.

3) I didn't say I could do a better job than Chris Tucker -- but I could.

4) I certainly didn't say I WANTED to work for a radio station. If I did, I definitely would not work for a crappy little station like WUOG.

5) I'm not getting a technical degree.

6) I don't go downtown on Thursday or have sex with anyone.

7) I'm heartless, but I'm not stupid.

8) I did listen to WUOG a little bit this weekend and I heard a couple of DJs who were just about as bad as Chris Tucker. But don't worry Mr. Tucker is still in the ranks as the worst radio DJ ever.

Posted by: Flibbertigibbet at November 10, 2004 10:49 AM
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