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Chis Tucker is a Golden God.

You could not possibly understand Chris Tucker, he is on a level removed from your comprehension.

Chris Tucker is the Yang to WUOG's Yang (or the other way around. Hell if I know).

Chris Tucker has stared in the face of death and mocked it.

Chris Tucker chews cud bigger than you.

Chris Tucker is smarter than you (NOTE: I know this because you are in an MBA program).

Yang to Yang?

The only things completely removed from my comprehension would be those things outside of reality. Are you saying that Chris Tucker is unreal? If so, I agree. And he should go back to unreality.

Chris Tucker is the worst DJ ever.

Chris tucker is a god among men, far wiser, smarter, quicker and better equipped than you. He has a posse AND a fan club, you will never understand the amazing nature, genius or brilliant eloquence that IS Chris tucker and if you dont like the Shatner, change the station! Damn, it was Halloween...joke radio..hello...And the blowing up the sun for the sake of daylight savings time was also a joke, if you stopped crying in the dark, or sleeping with all the lights on or hulling obscure bands up in your basement...or whatever it is you indie rock bloggers DO you might realize that.

Do you know who else had fan clubs and posses? Hitler, Stalin, Moussolini. Do you know who else? Ronald McDonald, Savage Garden, and Creed.

Having a fan club and a posse does not reflect quality.

What does reflect quality is performance and Chris Tucker's performance is lacking. He should be fired.

And if you don't like that, you can stay off my blog.

Isn't Chris Tucker that actor who makes a living impersonating Eddie Murphy's 1980's schtick?

" Do you know who else had fan clubs and posses? Hitler, Stalin, Moussolini. Do you know who else? Ronald McDonald, Savage Garden, and Creed. "

You know what else all the people you just named have in common?

They were/are all rich.

and in America, that makes them better than you.

So in summary:

Chris Tucker = Hitler, thus Chris Tucker > You.

They also had lots of bitches, but that's beside the point. In closing, listen to another station while you iron your multicolored socks socks, don't bathe, and google pathetic indie bands to give yourself "cred" so you might score more indie rock poon.

Love,

Corncob Willie

If you would take the thumb out of your ass and listen for two seconds you would know that Chris Tucker was playing William Shatner and making those comments as jokes.Because unlike you he has a sense of humor.

I'm sorry that you spend your nights alone listening to WUOG and dreaming of the day you could get a girl to sleep with you (even though when that day comes you will either be paying her for it or having to pay to get her completely plastered).

He is more of a man than a little close-minded, idiotic, boring, piece-of-shit, prick with an inferior wang like you could ever dream of being. And yes he has a posse and a fan club, and you were right about one thing so did Hitler, Stalin, and Moussolini, but so did Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, Nelson Mandela, Ghandi, and Albert Einstein.

"Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

So next time take Lincoln's advice, because honestly all you do is prove that we are all right in thinking that you are a complete moron on top of being a sexually frustrated, complaining little bitch.