October 18, 2004

Overheard on Instant Message

Her: Hi! Wanna chat?

Me: Doubt it.

Her: Why not?

Me: Because women who IM you out of the blue on the Internet always want you to help them hook up the webcam the bought when their boyfriend dumped them and their sorority sisters came over to cheer them up.

Her: Ha ha! No. I'm a real woman. There's a picture in my profile if you doubt me.

This is a dude.

Loooonnnng pause.

Me: Um.

Me: You appear to be male.

Great. 'Stupid' is written on my head on the Internet, too.

Posted by Flibbertigibbet at October 18, 2004 10:20 PM

Yea, Flibby, but who can resist a smile like that?

Posted by: Another Matt at October 19, 2004 12:57 AM

LMAO. I think I just pissed myself a little I'm laughing so hard. God, it's really scary that there are folks who sit at home dressed like that.

Posted by: Britton at October 19, 2004 10:09 AM

HAHAAAHAAHAA she looks fine man! JAJAJJJA :P

Posted by: dapearlygirl at May 18, 2005 08:55 PM
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