More Wisdom on Romance

The question about whether or not true love exists is very problematic because single people have the worst perspective on the issue and they're the only ones interested in talking about it.

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Wisdom of the Ages on Romance

Last night, I went on a date.  I had been chatting with this fellow for a few days online and he had several very good qualifications, but I had a strange feeling about him, so I wasn't very hopeful about the date.

We had a nice dinner at a Moroccan place on the upper west side and then we went for drinks down in Hell's Kitchen.  I had a pleasant time hanging out with him, but by the end of the evening, I was 100% sure that this was not a love connection.

Listen, if someone tells you the following, it's probably not a good sign:

• He dated a man who once urinated over his shoulder and onto a book that he was reading.
• He dated a man who once came home late and boiled a pot of his urine on the stove.
• He dated a man who would frequently hide containers of his urine around the apartment.
• All three of the above were about the same man.
• He dated that same man for FOUR YEARS.

Any one of those things is grounds for break-up in my book, but to tolerate all three and still be with that person for four years?  You'd have to be out of your mind.

Why even talk about your ex on your first date with someone?  And then to tell all that stuff?  You must be joking me.

I don't think I'm going to start asking people about their experience with being urinated upon like I ask people about their religion, but I might have to update my profiles on various dating websites to let people know I'm not interested in that.

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