Lady spokesperson: Climbing the corporate model was never this hard on my knees!

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Flibbert: How come when my room is blazing hot, no air comes through the window to cool things off, but when it's cold in there, it blows a lot?

Party-Goer: God hates you.

Flibbert: If that's the case, I would think the Devil would do something to correct it.

Roommate: But you don't believe in the Devil.

Flibbert: No, but assuming they do exist, the Devil should want to help me continue in my disbelief.  The best thing the Devil has going for him is the complete and utter lack of evidence for God.  So, he needs to get on it and make my room comfortable!

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