December 22, 2004
Flibby: Hi. I am calling to make sure you're not some scammer trying to get my credit card information.
Heretofore Unknown Person Requesting My Credit Card Information: I would never do that.
Flibby: Ok. Here goes...
Here in the glaring light of afterthought my MBA is looking much less valuable.
December 14, 2004
Sales rep: What's the last thing you got from the client?
Flibby: A copy of some software that was ridiculously out of spec.
Sales rep: You say "ridiculously out of spec" like it's a bad thing.
Flibby: What I MEANT to say is that the software they provided was charmingly unique and completely lacking in pretension as it flouted convention for the sheer joy of existence like a space shuttle made of rose petals, butterfly wings and bits of gossamer collected in the morning dew.
December 03, 2004
Vapid Coworker: I like Italian Rennaissance artists a lot, but I really like Dali. And I like them for different reasons. Dali is just able to imagine such warped and twisted things!
Flibby: That's exactly why I don't like him.
Vapid Coworker: heh heh heh. I won't hold it against you.
Flibby: Walking away Ha! I will hold it against you.
Suffice it to say that I tend to judge people by the art they enjoy. The person who loves Dali is a bad person.
Flibby: Hi, Mom. What's your address?
Mama Flibby: You ask me this all the time.
Flibby: I know. I'm quizzing you.
Mama Flibby: Flibby, you used to live here.
Flibby: You're getting old and I'm testing your memory.
Mama Flibby: Coal for Christmas.
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