September 18, 2005

Serving God from Your Knees

The Atlanta Fox News station has a special running tonight for which I just heard a commercial. The narrator said, "Was this woman lured into sex by her bishop?" and then the woman says, "I thought I was serving God. I did it with all of my heart."

Ok. Are people REALLY this stupid? I might have to watch the local news to see what this is about because I really can't see how a person would fall for this. I wouldn't at least.

Will someone please go out to a bar next weekend and try to get a woman to have sex by telling them god wants it to happen? Report back here and let me know how it goes.

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September 04, 2005

Please Stop Saying This

I will readily admit that I am a bit out of the loop on lots of things. Apparently, my childhood was spent in relative isolation from the majority of modern civilization. I thank the fact that no cable company has ever undertaken to expand to the area in which I lived.

So, one of the things I never heard until I was an adult was this crazy rumor that Daddy Long Legs are the most poisonous spider in the whole world.

Guess what? We don't know that it is according to what I've just read on The Straight Dope and I would say that it's probably not.

So, please stop saying this.

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September 01, 2005

I Just Knew It

Fred Phelps IS celebrating Hurricane Katrina. He says it's God's wrath.

from GodHatesAmerica.com:

It is entirely appropriate that these heathen, God-hating Sodomites should be flooded out of their homes, surrounded by disease, and attacked by their own bloody, lawless fellow citizens. It is entirely appropriate that bodies are floating down the streets of New Orleans, receiving that burial which is appropriate for them, to wit "He shall be buried with burial of an ass" (Jeremiah 22:19).

Please, let us commence with the neck punching.

(This is the same guy who is protesting at soldiers' funerals.)

See also:
GodHatesCanada.com
GodHatesSweden.com
GodHatesFags.com
PriestsRapeBoys.com

Or just read up on this scumbag from Wikipedia.

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