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I just heard about this story on Chelsea Lately.  It's so crazy I just had to blog it.

Boston EDGE: ’Liquored Up’ Lesbian Assaults, Threatens Forcible Insemination, Says Wife

In an alleged drunken attack, a lesbian reportedly threatened to impregnate her unwilling wife with semen from the attacker’s brother.

Need I go on?  Let's recap the relevant facts:

1. Lesbians
2. One was drunk
3. The drunk one was wielding a turkey baster
4. The turkey baster was loaded WITH HER BROTHER'S SEMEN [the caps are mine]
5. And she tried to force it upon her wife
   

Lady came home at 4:30 in the morning, drunk, and tried to get her, QUITE unwilling, wife pregnant.  She apparently even broke the bathroom door down trying to get the job done.

Hot mess.

And can we revisit the fact that it was full of her brother's semen?  If my sister were a lesbian (I'm not saying she is or isn't.) and her wife wanted to get pregnant, I would probably donate my semen to help them out.  I don't have any particular issue with that except I would go to the doctor's office to make sure everything is professionally administered.  What skeeves me out here is that this semen was apparently harvested at home.

I didn't think semen had a very long shelf life, so I guess he lives near by. 

Still.  WTF?

And then I remember that the timeline of this tale of woe goes from a quasi-incestuous masturbation incident to full-on attempted turkey-baster rape.  Plus lesbians.

See what you can do with THOSE key words, Google!

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