February 26, 2009

Bobby Jindal: Exorcist

This is just too good. Thanks to Diana, I've learned that Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, is or was associated with a bit of demon possession.  It's true!

While under the supposed control of satanic demons, Susan lashed out at Jindal and his friends. "Whenever I concentrated long enough to begin prayer, I felt some type of physical force distracting me," Jindal reflected. "It was as if something was pushing down on my chest, making it very hard for me to breathe... I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus, I resigned myself to leaving it alone in an attempt to find peace for myself."
I didn't notice it during his speech, but Bobby Jindal's speech patterns are remarkably similar to those of Kenneth the Page on 30 Rock!



Amazing!

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1 Holy crap.  You're right.  I remember almost being frightened as Jindal  walked toward the camera...  the phrase "zombie robot" popped into my head.  And now, I see that the comparison to Kenneth is dead on.

I don't know what the GOP is thinking in holding Jindal up as the next "The One".  I wonder if, after seeing his bit after Obama's non-State-of-the-Union State of the Union address, the republicans are rethinking their choice.

Posted by: C. August at February 27, 2009 08:23 AM (SuEhM)

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