July 24, 2007

I Bite My Nails

Right In Time
by Lucinda Williams

Not a day goes by I don't think about you
You left your mark on me it's permanent a tattoo
Pierce the skin and the blood runs through

Oh my baby
The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

I stand over the stove in the kitchen
Watch the water boil and I listen
Turn off the television

Oh my baby
The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

I take off my watch and my earrings
My bracelets and everything
Lie on my back and moan at the ceiling

Oh my baby

Think about you and that long ride
I bite my nails I get weak inside
Reach over and turn off the light

Oh my baby
The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me
The way you move it's right in time
The way you move it's right in time
It's right in time with me

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Thriller!

Michael Jackson fans will appreciate this:

Much thanks to Johndavid for providing it. His remark, "I love that they let the tranny girl wear clothes." (He means street clothes since they're all prisoners.)

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July 20, 2007

Awwwwww...

Get Fuzzy

I love Satchel. He's such a sweetheart and I am so very, very happy that his seeds are growing. Bucky had better not do anything to hurt his plants!

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July 13, 2007

WOW.

Just wow.

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July 11, 2007

One More

Ok. Last one before I go to bed. Promise. You only have to watch the first 30 seconds or so of this video to see the entrance this drag queen makes. In three words: OH EM GEE!

Hat Tip: Joe. My. God.

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Lick Poop And Chief Itchy Balls

Since I'm still up, I'm still counting it as YouTube Wednesday. There's that and the fact that the Bookwork sent me two new videos that are also fun:

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We Rool At It

Maybe when I get a fancy iPhone, I'll be this good.

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Little Girls Don't Really Do That, Do They?

Thanks to Coworker Yim for sharing this one.

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Oh, I Wish You @#*&!^% Would.

Continuing with YouTube Wednesday

Hat tip to Hobag for sending me this.

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READ A *&@#$ Book!

"Raise yo kids! Raise yo kids! Raise yo goddamn kids!"

It's catchy.

Thanks to the Bookworm for this one.

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Walk It Out, Fosse

Thanks to Johndavid for this one.

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July 10, 2007

Just Jammin' Fresh and Def

I love the song "Supersonic "by JJ Fad, but when I tell people about JJ Fad, they always say they've never heard of them.

LIES.

You know that if you were in the roller skatin' rink in the 80's, then you have heard JJ Fad.

First of all, you've heard "Supersonic."

Ok, but they have another good song, too, "The Cars that Go Boom."

Of course, I'm sure many of you are still scratching your head and lying to yourself about how pervasive JJ Fad is in your life.

Here's a couple of other allusions:

- Fergie remade "Supersonic" into that song "Fergalicious."

- Missy Elliot references JJ Fad in her song "Gossip Folks." She says, "You think I ain't know y'all broke-down Milli Vanilli JJ Fad wannabes ain't over here gossipin' bout me?"

Update: I just realized that the video doesn't contain the line I reference above. You need the album version to hear it, I guess.

- Gwen Stefani makes reference to "The Cars that Go Boom" in her song "Wind It Up" She says, "I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room/ This beat is for the clubs, and cars that go--"

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July 07, 2007

I'm in Hell

Due to some events last night, I'm going to have to proclaim this loudly for all the world to see and hear. I don't care if I never get to have sex with a man ever again.

I do NOT like musicals.

There. I said it. There's no taking it back.

Everyone tells me I just need to see a good one and then maybe I'll like it and I'll admit that I haven't seen a "good" one because I'm too cheap to shell out hella big bucks to see something I think I won't like. But I have seen a couple and I haven't thought they were worth the money.

So, what happened last night?

My friends took me to a piano bar.

I don't like musicals, so I don't know the words to most of the songs they played. I don't actually WANT to know the words because I don't LIKE them anyway.

And yesterday I got to try out an iPhone. And I still don't have one.

So, it seems appropriate that they would make a big musical number out of wanting an iPhone.

Hat tip: Joe. My. God.

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July 06, 2007

iTouched It!

I went and got my hairs did this afternoon and it turns out that my hair dude bought an iPhone and he let me play with it.

It's Sooooper cool.

The data connection is pretty slow, but it's faster than my friend's old blackberry -- although that doesn't say much because I think her blackberry is effed.

I didn't have much trouble typing on it even though I had fat fingers. I actually had trouble getting used to simply tapping and not pressing on the screen.

It's LITTLE. It's a lot smaller than I expected and I was afraid I was going to drop it.

All in all, I was impressed and am excited to see how they improve it for the second generation and get one in January.

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July 05, 2007

30 Rock Rocks

30 Rock is a hilarious show.

You should watch it.

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July 04, 2007

Happy Independence Day!

It's American Independence Day, y'all!

Go watch some fireworks, eat some hamburgers, and celebrate the beginning of the freest country in the history of the world.

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July 02, 2007

Steel Your Money

I'm subscribed to a daily email list that sends out recommendations for all kinds of things. It's called Thrillist and it's pretty damn cool.

Well, today's email was about something so cool I had to blog it: stainless steel wallets.

Founded by a Cooper Union grad, S/S is a DUMBO accessories/tchotske shop carrying everything from titanium cufflinks to 19th Century reprints like Full Revelations of a Professional Rat Catcher (or "Great Exterminations"). Most impressive, however, are their wallets, made from woven, industrial grade steel -- a critical component in petroleum refining, aerospace technology, and other applications far more grueling than withstanding your sweating buttocks. Besides being durable, the wallets are also flexible, and as soft as silk's cousin, Reginald VelJohnson. Aesthetic options include smooth or textured steel, and a steel/leather combo, all of which're available in driving, bifold, and, for the man who fears elevator stabbings, breast pocket versions.

Badass, right?

I checked out the site, StewartStand.com, and found that the wallets run about $95. That's a little steep but when you think about the additional security the wallet provides by way of acting as body armor, I think it's worth it, don't you?

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