October 31, 2006
Now he's giving Dr. House a dressing down. He's kind of scary, but still sooo hot.
Dr. House is taking his temperature rectally! Oh, how the mind wanders!
I feel lightheaded.
October 29, 2006
OF COURSE, you're thinking I would dress up like Steve Irwin like on the last South Park episode that everyone is talking about. And, yes, I did consider it, but it was on South Park. I'm SURE it's being done.
And I did also suggest an Amish Schoolgirl (complete with bullet hole in head) costume to my friend.
Yes, I have a completely inappropriate sense of humor.
But I'm not dressing up as any of those because, you see, I'm cheap. I'm just not willing to spend much money on a costume.
So, I'm just gonna find a Superman t-shirt to wear under a dress shirt and tie. It'll be like I'm Clark Kent, see? I have to figure out some way to make my hair do a spit curl. Without spit.
You know, it's too bad orange afro wigs are, like $30, because I was this close to being Little Orphan Trannie.
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