1 Major bummer!  I hate shopping for new jeans.  I'm still depressed over my favorite pair getting holes over a year ago.

2 What, not even one comment questioning why the crotch gets so much wear?!?

3 I don't see a problem here.

4 Nope.  No comments of that sort.  Of course, that doesn't mean there weren't thoughts about comments.  I thought up several clever comments for this post and for the post about "high metabolism" making Our Illustrious and Most Gracious Host feel inordinately hot.  But they had no literary, artistic, political, or scientific value, and would surely be considered by the general community to be solely prurient in interest.  Considering that they were quite patently offensive comments about, in this case, sexual functions, they had a darn good chance of being obscene somewhere.  So I kept them to myself.

~Q

5 It's actually not in the crotch.  It's kind of behind the crotch toward the back and off to the side.  It's an area that moves a lot when I walk and probably comes in contact with whatever I sit on.

It's not in a naughty place, but it's still immodestly situated.